Is business too slow?
Karaoke bar empty?
Try more neon lights.
Dumb pedestrian.
Sidewalks are for parked scooters.
Go walk in the road.
Boiled chicken and skin.
Chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew!
Makes the flavor last.
Slinky dress and heels.
Mmm, I wonder who she's with.
Oh damn, that's a dude.
Air should not be brown.
Thank goodness for my face mask.
Can I bum a cig?
Christmas tunes in March.
Happy new year, all year long.
Why stop the party?
I made this for you,
Karaoke neighbor dude.
It's an I.E.D.
Taxi cab for hire,
Honking right into my ear
Won't get my business.
Life in the fast lane!
Why's it always The Eagles?
This is not a haiku.
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